took his duck to the vet and asked him to examine it and say whats wrong.The vet put his stethescope on the ducks hart and announced that the duck was dead!The man could not accept the verdict and asked for more tests to be held.
The vet fetched his Labrador dog .It sniffed the duck then shook its head and looked sad.The vet did the same with his cat for the same result.The man then asked how much he owed the vet and the vet said $150 dollars."Why so much" asked the man.My fee was $20,the LAB report was $100 and the CAT scan was $30 !
