NOTICE TO PEOPLE THAT VISIT OUR HOME
THE DOG LIVES HERE,YOU DON'T
IF YOU DON'T WANT DOG HAIR ON YOUR CLOTHES,STAY OFF THE FURNITURE
YES HE HAS SOME DISGUSTING HABITS. SO DO I..SO DO YOU...WHATS THE POINT
OF COURSE HE SMELLS LIKE ADOG
ITS HIS NATURE TO TRY AND SNIFF AT YOUR CROTCH ,PLEASE FREE TO SNIFF AT HIS.
I LIKE HIM A LOT BETTER THAN I LIKE MOST PEOPLE.
TO YOU HE'S A DOG,TO ME HE'S AN ADOPTED SON WHO IS SHORT,HAIRY,WALKS ON ALL FOURS AND DOESN'T SPEAK CLEARLY.I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THESE THINGS.
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN KIDS.THEY EAT LESS,DON'T ASK FOR MONEY ALL THE TIME
ARE EASIER TO TRAIN,USUALY COME WHEN CALLED NEVER DRIVE YOUR CAR.
DON'T HANG OUT WITH DRUG USING FRIENDS,DON'T SMOKE OR DRINK,DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHETHER THEY HAVE THE LATEST FASHOINS,DON'T WEAR CLOTHES,DON'T NEED A GAZILLION RAND FOR UNIVERSITY..
THE SAME APPLIES FOR CATS,EXCEPT THEY WILL IGNORE YOU UNLESS YOURE ASLEEP
DOGS HAVE OWNERS,CATS HAVE STAFF
